Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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