wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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