Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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