We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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