college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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