i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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