In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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