I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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