the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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