then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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