i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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