He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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