Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i came on her dog
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I love you. Go after that dick
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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