I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You were trust falling into bushes
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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