Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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