FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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