The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
