did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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