I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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