remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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