this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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