I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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