Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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