dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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