That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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