I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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