that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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