He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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