I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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