if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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