So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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