Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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