Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm too high and old for this...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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