How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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