I didn't shave. On purpose
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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