i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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