wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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