Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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