Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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