Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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