Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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