Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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