Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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