hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
