Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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