only if we run a train.
done.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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