Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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