Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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