yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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