Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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