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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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