its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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