even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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