You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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