I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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