Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
