idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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